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Blitzen's lament

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Blitzen the plain old reindeer
Had a very normal nose
And if you ever saw it
You’d see it’s as plain as it goes

All of the other children
Used to know Blitzen’s name
Then along came Rudolph
And ruined all their games

On that fatal Christmas Eve
Santa said to him
“Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
(Which is illogical because really, Rudolph’s never driven the sleigh before,
and it wasn’t even that dark, and we nearly ran into three houses anyways...)

But never mind
...
Soon all the children loved him
Though they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
You brought on this misery!
You know when something get's stuck in your head and you can't get it out? XD

Anyways, yeah this was fun to write. :D
Because really, how would you feel if everyone forgets you, or remembers you as a mean old reindeer when really your doing most of the pulling of the sleigh, not Rudolph...

Yes I know my Christmas poem is a little late. :XD:

I've decided to put this poem in the :iconpoeticalcondition:'s Holiday Traditions contest
Here is a link to the rules. fav.me/d6sr8i6
The poem is about the more fantasy side of Christmas which is on the 25th of December. (Christmas is my tradition)
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BlitzenReindeer's avatar
Blitzen used to be #1 reindeer.
Owells 2nd is alwAys the best ;)